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In which I learn of two more deaths while DJing at El Rio

  • Drunk #1: Everyone's dying these days.
  • Drunk #2: Has anyone died since last week?
  • Drunk #1: Uh, yeah, that one guy...
  • Drunk #2: Who?
  • Drunk #1: Oh, oh — the ShamWow guy!
  • Drunk #2: Oh really?
  • Drunk #1: Yeah, the ShamWow guy is totally dead.
  • Drunk #2: Willie Mays?
  • Drunk #1: Yep.